rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

diancie:

yzma:

pussylipgloss:

vergen:

her lips look so stupid 

stop h8ing h8r

honestly i love the teen angelina look

This Kylie? She look so different I love it.
lillyandleopard:

Robin,  Living Colorfully
989
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

image

foodnun:

i swear on big macs

agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

 

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

altogetherdrop:

altogetherdrop:

where’s that picture from fckh8 that’s just a picture of jennifer lawrence saying “gay rights!”

image

i found it

toucekimexcite:

http://toucekimexcite.tumblr.com
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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

purfecto:

 
so-humorous:

OMG